I'm in North Carolina, freezing. Spending time with my broski before he deploys.
I'm too rebellious for my own good.
(925): I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
(914): Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
(201): he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
(416): He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
(330): I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
(201): we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
(404): there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
(336): This house was built for laser tag.
... I think I've said enough.